castiels-dick:

pineappledean 

Well the only reason why “I make it enjoyable” is because Destiel is such a perfect ship!

I remember when you started following me after I followed you — when my dash said “castiels-dick is following you” That is like the best notification ever.

no take some of the credit yourself there, sir, you’re posts make me giggle. even this one, oh my gosh. ;_; 

IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A PERVERT AND WANT CASTIEL’S DICK

or is it because im perfect

either way destiel wins

because it’s flawless and also contains sex between two males with bodacious bods and profound bonds

ALL OF THE ABOVE! I ADMIT I AM A PERVERT!

I WANT ALL OF IT, YOU, CASTIEL’S DICK, YOUR PERFECTION AND DESTIEL. ALLLLLL OF IT! (and I’m NOT kidding) FLAWLESS SHIP IS FLAWLESS

I mean come on just look at these fucking men…

YOU CANT GO WRONG. EVERYTHING IS DESTIEL AND EVERYTHING RULES!

Cause(s) of death: Destiel (and all that it is - feels, bodies (SWEET JEBUS), SEXXXXXX, our creys…)